UPA government has decided to hike petrol prices by rs. 7.5 per litre. It is sharpest ever hike in petrol prices. Government is passing bucks on Oil companies and saying that govt. has no role in deciding pricing. However it has been noted that despites all odds and hue and cry by oil companies no price hike was done during elections in five states UP, UK, Goa, Punjab and Sikkim. Price hike was not also announced during Municipality elections in Delhi and Mumbai. Petrol in international market is still under $100 per barrel however price rise has been attributed to rupees dollar equation. US economy is getting worse with every passing day and even international rating agency has degraded US rating, but US Dollar is getting strong ! last year in march US dollar was Rs. 44 per US dollar this year on 23 rd may it cost Rs. 56 per US dollar. It is 25% devaluation of money and government has not shown any sign to recover it. Perhaps they have been waiting for this. As a result when slowdown is ready to engulf markets like US and Europeans, India is facing price hike and Inflation ! It may be agreed with government that they have no role in deciding petrol prices but then what are they doing of weekening rupees power !
Tweepals have come with full heartto show their agony on this issue. Few Interesting ones are listed here.
- The Monk who sold his Ferrari knew about the Petrol Hike. !!!
- After Congress turns you poor, you will have guaranteed jobs (NREGA) and free food (Food Bill). That’s more than what you have now. Rejoice!
- Remember Indira’s famous Ghoda Gadi Ride – sunglasses reading a paper – security following in petrol driven vehicles – petrol hike in ’80
- The best way to please your wife is to fill her tank with petrol regularly.
- Please note: now guv employees are accpeting bribe in form of Petro.
- Sid Mallya says out of court settlement with the molestation victim wasn’t financial in any way. Maybe they paid in petro.
- Breaking News: 2 Mumbai players caught red handed accepting a 10 litre can of Petro to bowl a NO ball.
- Stop cribbing about Petro you morons. Narendra Modi will trigger riots, so vote for Congress and pay Rs 7.50 more.
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Petrol Pump Attendant : Kitne ka daaloon? Customer : 2-4 Rupye ka car ke upar spray kar de bhai. Aag lagani hai.
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With effect from May 24 `12, the revised benchmarks for prospective grooms: Tall, Dark, Handsome, and drives to work in his Petrol car
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Petrol price up by Rs.7.50 a litre. Aur banao Santa Banta Jokes… Dekha sardar ka badla 🙂
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Dear Didi, will you protest and get a replacement for FM like your did for Railway Minister?
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In marriage from now onwards petrol container will be gifted instead of CAR. ~As its more precious now~”
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UPA is doing to Aam Aadmi what Shakti Kapoor does to unguarded women past 1
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Breaking news ….Muthoot Finance scraps Gold Loan Scheme …. Launches Petrol Loan Scheme !!
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The Government of India has taken yet another sincere effort to lower the suicide rate caused by people burning themselves with fuel
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“The days are coming when my take home salary won’t be enough to take me home!
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Gifting Petrol and Dollars to your girlfriend is all about True Love
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Beer mehngi nhi padti sahab, use lene jana mehnga padta hai!
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Why is everyone so surprised with the petrol price hike? One should learn to expect the worst with incompetent governments
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Sunny Deol : Mard hai toh 5ltr. Petrol kharid ke dikha Katiya !
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Harbhajan to Dhoni: Hum to Jaanboojh ke match haare. Pata hai, jeetne waali team ko jo Volkswagen mil rahi hai, woh Petrol ki hai.
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all those parents who have given petrol car in dowry will be smiling aftr petrol hike …
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So which bank is offering the best loans against petrol
- Thank God! Twitter doesn’t run on Petrol !