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MP Sachin Tendulkar

admin — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 12:07:26 +0000

Sachin tendulkar greatest player of the cricket ever born and played is going to be MP , Member of Parliament. Sources has informed that Prime Minister Manmohan Singh has written to home ministry for this effect. Sachin Tendulkar shall be nominated for Rajya sabha.

MP Sachin Tendulkar

Sachin tendulkar has god like stature in cricket, many bowlers lost their career courtesy sachin. Sachin just completed 23 years in international cricket and going strong. Sa chin sa chin.. is the voice we get in stadium and now he will be in Rajya sabha with stalwarts like Arun jaitly, Abhishek Manu snghvi, Lalu Prasad Yadav, ravi Shankar , Rajniti Prasad , Jaya Bacchhan etc.

So far it is not confirmed that sachin will accept this or not. Going by trend Sachin will not accept it as so far he has been focusing on cricket and remained apolitical. Today sachin and Anjali met Sonia Gandhi in Delhi at 10 janpath, it is known that Sonia Gandhi wanted to wish Sachin on 100th hundred in person.

It shall be great if Sachin be part of Indian democracy, even in past stalwarts in different fields has been nominated for Rajya sabha.

Virender Sehwag spotted with gun !

admin — Sat, 14 Apr 2012 17:09:04 +0000

Virender sehwag aka Viru has been spotted with gun. Dilli ka chhora aur Nazafgarh ka nawab that is he more popularly known.

Viredner sehwag with gun, The Gangster

Viru is is new policy for you to get those fours and mesmerizing sixes ! well any you get them dont be barbarian with real gun.

However must say looking damn JAT in this avtar. Hey, Just like that, share it with MSD he will think ten times onwards before opening his mouth.

With this gun, it looks daredevils was name suggested by you and adopted for delhi team. So far reasonable beginning for Delhi daredevils in IPL wish you all the best for rest of the matches. And you look truly yourself with pistol.

Shahrukh Khan aka SRK detained again in USA at New york Airport !

admin — Fri, 13 Apr 2012 05:57:28 +0000

Detained in USA, Newyork Airport

Shah Rukh Khan was detained in USA at New york Airport. He has landed their in private Jet, accompanied with Nita Ambani, Wife of Mukesh Ambani. Shahrukh khan was Invited to give lecture in Yale University. Daughter of Nita and Mukesh Ambani studies in Yale university. While every one was allowed to go Shah Rukh khan was detained for good two hours. Tweeples community is out with candid view on this incident.

A few of interesting ones are Listed here.

Shah Rukh Khan was detained to ask for a refund of Ra.One tickets
One of the questions Shah Rukh Khan was asked at the New York Airport: Why was Ra.One made?
Shah Rukh Khan detained at the New York airport…why so ? Because US wanted to prove “Don ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi ‘aasaan’ hai ‘
Shahrukh Khan detained @ at New York airport. Why? They had seen RA-One & was ready to take revenge.. Now Sharukh need 2 watch Ra-1 100 times
Shahrukh Khan detained again in USA at Newyork airport ! Haven’t he already cleared it ‘My name is Khan, and I am not a terrorist’
Shah Rukh Khan was detained when they heard he produced and acted in Ra.one
The NY authority detained Buddha Shah Rukh khan for claims of romancing half aged Katrina & Anushka without any shame!
Shah Rukh Khan was questioned for 2 hours about the logic behind the new dress of KKR cheerleaders
The Best One by Shah Rukh Khan: Whenever I feel arrogant, I make a trip to US
Priyanka chopra found singing & requesting Yeale authorities for Shah Rukh Khan :koi pathar se naa mare mere diwane ko
Shah Rukh Khan was questioned for 2 hours about the logic behind not including Sourav Ganguly in his IPL team
Shah Rukh Khan detained at New York airport ’cause he was trying to perform Chaiyya Chiaiyya’s sequel on the aircraft this time.
Whatz the Plural of Shah Rukh Khan? Ans. ICICI Bank. Bcoz, SRK: Main Hoon Na. and ICICI Bank: Hum Hain Na.”
Shah Rukh Khan detained at US airport again ..So Karanjohar will now make a movie called My Name is Khan and I am Detained Again
US Airport Officials to Shah Rukh Khan : ” Yaara tujh mein terrorist dikhta hain kya karu”

Union Budget of India 2012-13 live and highlights

admin — Fri, 16 Mar 2012 04:42:48 +0000

Union Finance minister Mr. Pranab Mukherjee presented Union budget for the year 2012-2013 in Parliament today.

Highlight of budget have been following.

Interest income from banks tax-free up to Rs 10,000.

Health insurance deduction up to Rs 5000 for preventive health checkup.

Senior citizens to be exempt from advance tax payments

Income from Rs 5 lakh to Rs 10 lakh – 20 per cent tax

No change in corporate tax rate
Income Tax at 30% for income of over Rs 10 lakh
FY13 market borrowing at Rs 4.79 lakh cr

Individual income tax exemption limit raised to Rs 2 lakh
Income Tax at 10% for Rs 2-5 lakh

Rs 1000 cr for National Skill Development Fund in FY13

Rs 1000 cr for National Skill Development Fund in FY13

Total expenditure outlay for FY13 at Rs 15 lakh crore.

40 crore Aadhar enrollment in year beginning April 2012

Information on black money stashed abroad has started flowing in, prosecution to be executed in some cases

Net tax receipts of the Centre in 2011-12 stands at Rs 7,71,071 crore

DTC rates introduced on personal income tax

Rs 200 crore for Research Rewards for agricultural researchers for breakthroughs.
Fiscal deficit at 5.9% in FY 12
Tables a white paper on black money issue
Gross tax receipts at 10.77 lakh crore
Non plan expenditure at Rs 9.7 lakh crore
at 12.10 PM Stock market hit bottom, 0% up from yesterday. it means investor sees no option for him.

Gross taxes estimated at 10.6% of GDP

Pranab proposes to bring white paper on black money in the current Parliament session

Pranab Mukherjee allots Rs 24,000 crore for rural road plan in FY13

Rs 200 crore for Research Rewards for agricultural researchers for breakthroughs.

7 medical colleges to be upgraded to All India Institutes.

Rs 15,850 crore to be allocated to Integrated Child Development Scheme in 2012-13 as against Rs 10,000 crore this fiscal.
To introduce new law for micro finance institutions
Defence outlay at Rs 1.95 lakh crore
Allocated Rs 25,555 cr for Right to Education in FY13; cuts interest rates on loans to women self help groups
Rs 193,407 crore provision made for defence services in 2012-13.

Allocation for rural drinking water and sanitation scheme increased from Rs 11,000 crore in FY 12 to Rs 14,000 crore in 2012-13

Maternal and child nutrition scheme to be launched in 200 districts ICDS to get 58 per cent

Rs 20,000 crore to be spent on rural infrastructure development, including Rs 5,000 crore for creating warehousing facilities.

Allocation of Rs.200 crore for research on climate change.

Integrated Child Development Scheme to be strengthened and restructured with allocation of Rs.15,850 crore.

FY13 National Social Assistance Scheme outlay at Rs 8447 crore

6,000 schools have been proposed to be set up in 12th Year Plan
Rural development fund of 20000 crores
Economy to grow at 7.6% in 2012-13: FM
NRHM allocation hiked to 20820 crores

Propose credit guarantee fund for education loans

Rs 15,850 crore to be allocated to Integrated Child Development Scheme in 2012-13 as against Rs 10,000 crore this fiscal.

Allocation for rural drinking water and sanitation scheme increased from Rs 11,000 crore in FY 12 to Rs 14,000 crore in 2012-13

Rs 14000 crore for rural drinking and sanitation in FY 13

New state owned irrigation company to be set up
Govt doubles allocation for tax-free bonds to Rs 60,000 crore for financing infrastructure projects in 2012/13

FY13 mid-day meal scheme outlay at Rs 11,937 cr

Propose National Mission for Food Processing.

FY13 midday meal scheme outlay at Rs 11937 crore.

Infrastructure will require Rs 50 lakh crore in 12th Plan, half of this from the private sector.

Completion of highway projects 44 percent higher than in previous fiscal.

FY13 mid-day meal scheme outlay at Rs 11,937 cr

External commercial borrowing of up to $1 billion permitted for airline sector.

Govt doubles allocation for tax-free bonds to Rs 60,000 crore for financing infrastructure projects in 2012/13
To allow qualified foreign investors in Indian corporate debt markets
Propose National mission for food processing
To allocate Rs 14232 cr to UID project, up 13% in FY 13
Agri credit target for FY 13 seen at Rs 5.75 lakh crore, up 1 lakh crore
Interest subvention for short term crop loan continues
10000 crores allocated to NABARD to fund RRBs
Fuel supply constraints have hit power supplies nationally
Will allow external commercial borrowing for power, housing road construction companies
Plan outlay for agriculture raised by 18% to Rs 20208 crore in FY 13
Rs 300 crore for intensified irrigation program
Government to set up Rs 5,000 crore venture fund for MSME sector
Rs 242 crore project with World Bank assistance to improve dairy production.
Encourage small and medium artisans. Powerloom mega clusters to be set up.
India to become self sufficient in manufacturing sector by next year. Enhanced production will take place.
Government to set up Rs 5,000 crore venture fund for MSME sector
Propose to allocate Rs 10,000 cr for NABARD to refinance RRBs.
Irrigation, dams to be eligible for special funding
Fuel supply constraints have hit power supplies nationally
To make 8,800 km of highways in FY13; outlay raised
Telecom towers made eligible for viability gap funding
Oil and gas pipelines to be eligible for viable gap funding
To allow qualified FII into domestic corporate bonds
Rs 15890 crores for recapitalization of PSU banks
12th plan infra investment at Rs 50 lakh crore
Changes in IPO norms to increase participation in small towns

Sensex is showing optimistic mood at 11 PM, up 83 points
Weak growth due to industrial slowdown
Economy to grow at 7.6% in 2012/13
To roll out computerized scheme for fertilizer subsidy transfer
GST to be operational by August 2012
Rs 30,000 cr divestment target in FY 13
Efforts continue to arrive at consensus for 51% in retail FDI
FY13 subsidy to be under 2% of GDP
The Nandan Nilekani panel recommendation on direct transfer of subsidy accepted
Subsidies have hit fiscal balance
Government to include advance pricing in Finance Bill 2012

Defence outlay at Rs 1.95 lakh crore

Rail Budget 2012 Live and highlights

admin — Wed, 14 Mar 2012 11:41:17 +0000

Railway budget of India, has been presented by Mr. Dinesh Trivedi. It was his first rail budget. Highlights of Budgets has been below. He has focussed on thre prlonged, “safety, safety and safety”.

Annual plan outlay has been for Rs.60k crore and out of which 50k crore will be generated from market borrowings.

Fares for all has been increased, marginally for lower class and substantially for higher class.

75 new express passenger trains to be introduced.

All Garib Rath trains to have one special AC coach for differently abled persons.

All out efforts to improve hygiene in trains and stations in next six months.

Gross rail traffic targeted to increase by Rs. 28,635 crore to Rs. 1,32,552 crore in 2012-13.

Guru Parikarma special trains to cover Sikh pilgrimage centres of Amritsar, Patna and Nanded.

Passenger earnings to increase to Rs. 36,200 crore. Gross traffic receipts Rs. 1,32,552 crore.

Railway Board to be restructured, two more members to be included.

Railways to carry 55 million tons more freight at 1025 million tonnes in 2012-13.

Railways to recruit more than one lakh persons in 2012-13.

Railways to replace open discharge toilets with green toilets. 2,500 coaches will be equipped with bio-toilets next year.

Special housekeeping body to be set up to maintain stations and trains.

Surplus with railways at Rs. 1,492 crore in current year as against targeted Rs. 5,258 crore.

50 per cent concession in fare in AC classes to anaemia and sickle cell disease patients.

Aim to bring down operating ratio from 90 percent to 84.9 percent in 2012-13 and to 72 percent by 2016-17.

Attempt to increase train speeds to 160 kmph; journey time from New Delhi to Kolkata can be brought down to 14 hours from 17 hours.

Body of experts to examine setting up of an independent Railway Tariff Regulatory Authority

Capacity augmentation to get Rs.4,410 crore during 2012-13.

Collective challenge to formulate viable funding mechanism for modernisation.

Conversion from DC to AC power supply completed in Western Railway corridor of Mumbai suburban rail system; conversion of Central Railway corridor to be completed in 2012-13.

Corrosion from night soil being discharged from toilets on tracks costs Rs.350 crore annually; green toilets to be installed in 2,500 coaches in the next one year.

Dedicated railway design wing at National Institute of Design with a contribution of Rs.10 crore.

Eighty-five new line projects to be taken up during 2012-13.

Electrification to be undertaken over 6,500 km at an allocation of Rs.8,000 crore during 12th Plan.

Elevated corridor from Churchgate to Virar in Mumbai being firmed up.

Excess of Rs.1,492 crore after meeting expenses/dividend payments not adequate for meeting costs of several projects.

Exp train fare up by 5 paise per km, 10 paise per km for AC chair car, 10 paise per km for AC 3-tier, 15 p per km for AC 2-tier, 30 paise per km for AC First class.

Expansion of suburban rail networks and addition of more services in Mumbai, Chennai and Kolkata.

Finance Ministry agrees to loan Rs. 3,000 crore to Railways at 8.55 per cent interest: Trivedi

Focus during next five years on five areas: tracks, bridges, signalling, rolling stock and stations.

Free travel by Rajdhani express for Arjuna awardees.

Gauge conversion to be undertaken over 800 km with an allocation of Rs.1,950 crore.

Government should consider dividend payback to railways.

GRP/RPF personnel deployed on 3,500 trains.

Guru Parikrama trains to be run to Amritsar, Patna and Nanded.

Improvement of passenger amenities at a cost of Rs.1,112 crore; regional cuisines to be introduced.

Improvements to railway stations can provide employment to 50,000 people.

Independent railway safety authority to be set up as statutory safety body.

Independent tariff authority suggested; needs serious debate; experts panel established; decision after debate in parliament.

Investment of Rs.1.70 lakh crore on rolling stock in next five years.

Investment of Rs.5.60 lakh crore required for modernisation.

New line projects to get Rs.6,870 crore in 2012-13.

New passenger services: 820 new items; 75 new express trains; 21 new passenger trains; 75 new services in Mumbai suburban system.

No steep increase in passenger fares; 2 paisa per km for suburban trains; 3 paisa per km for mail and express trains.

One hundred and fourteen new line surveys to be undertaken during 2012-13.

Outlay of Rs.60,100 crore during 2012-13, the highest ever.

Passenger fare for sub-urban trains hiked by 2 paise per km, mail trains by 3 paise per km.

Platform tickets to cost Rs. five.

Railways expect gross budgetary support of Rs.2.5 lakh crore during 12th Plan.

Railways must attract 10 percent of the Rs.20 lakh crore government expects to spend on infrastructure during 12th Plan.

Railways should contribute 2 percent of GDP from the present 1 percent.

Railways should grow at 10 percent annually for sustained GDP growth.

Railways to invest Rs.7.35 lakh crore during 12th Five Year Plan period (2012-17), a quantum jump from the Rs.1.92 lakh crore invested in previous plan period.

Railways will require Rs.14 lakh crore in the next 10 years for modernisation.

Signalling to be improved over 19,000 km.

Special purpose vehicle to be set up on safety protocols.

Standard of hygiene needs to be improved substantially; all out efforts will be made on this in the next six months; duty bound to provide high standard of services; special housekeeping body to be set up for stations and trains.

Stress on strengthening safety. Has to be be benchmarked with the best in the world.

Target of reducing accidents from 0.55 to 0.17 has been met.

Targeting freight carriage of 1,025 million tonnes to bring in Rs.89,339 crore; passenger earnings estimated at Rs.36,073 crore; gross receipts estimated at Rs.1.32 lakh crore.

Thirty-one projects over 5,000 km being implemented with state governments sharing costs.

Time has come for formulating national policy for railways on the lines of that for defence and external affairs.

Two thousand one hundred specially designed coaches manufactured to meet needs of the differently abled; aim to provide one such coach in each express train.

World Bank funding of R.6,500 crore firmed up for dedicated freight corridors; land acquired for 3,300 km; first contracts to be handed out during 2012-13

Petrol prices increases rs. 4 per litre

admin — Mon, 27 Feb 2012 10:23:46 +0000

Government is back on somersault again. Petrol price will increase rs. 4 by midnight today. UP elections are over 6th phase polling is being done by today. Central government has moved smartly and even decreased petrol price in nov and December. However as most of the states elections are now over and few seats are left to be voted in UP, government is back in its true colors. Petrol price is directly related to common man and impacts on its pocket. Stock exchange also reacted with this move and BSE is down by more than 500 points in single day. with last two month positive sign was shown and BSE looked back to good old days. however dream run stopped by disc break used by congress governmnet in centre.

Poonam Pandey – Topless

admin — Sun, 19 Feb 2012 17:55:29 +0000

Poonam pandey was just like any other new comer model in circle. noticed, got some work and started roaming around in industry. However she has one thing which is not supposed to be with good looking girls, Intelligence. Or say intelligent adviser. This one did trick, Indian unofficial sports world cup was going on, i.e. cricket. and she did bowl a googli and every was wanted to take a shot on this. she promised to walk in same clothes in front of cricket team that was gifted and used by god while dispatching her on earth. Oh Gosh ! every one , every one gone crazy and starting searching poonam pandep.

Girls were also interested to see her fulfilling her promise. Shiv sena, BJP too took a note of this along with other saffron outfits. and then something happened which sacin was dreaming for last 22 years , India won world cup after 28 years ! India was world champion in ODI after agp of around 3 decades.

Celeberations were over and now Poonam pandey was most searched, every one want from bottom of their heart to see poonam keeping her promise. However she was ready to do it in front of cricket team only. Surprisingly when whole world wanted to grant her wish, Indian cricket team didn not ! this was not good on part of Indian team not allowing eager to strip model, Poonam pandey.

She done a few shows like ‘khatro ki khiladi’ with khiladi kumar Akshay Kumar. and started her website http://www.poonampandey.info and whole world got crazy, website faced such heavy rush that it was down for few days.

On her website, you may see some beautiful pictures of her. If you are lucky, you may chat with her too. we have borrowed few pics from her website. Enjoy. May be one day she come true to her words. and for you here is Topless picture of Poonam pandey.

how to handle a girl – what we should never tell

admin — Sat, 18 Feb 2012 11:48:13 +0000

A few tips to all those who are in relation or are going to be in one. Girls has been a unsolved puzzle since ages. we have taken a chance with them. when asked about what a girls should not be told about, we got fantastic arguments , they are listed below

Never tell a girl what her flaws are, chances are she worries about them more than you think…
Never tell a girl She can’t DO something! She’ll do anything to prove you WRONG.
Never tell a girl Anything about your EX. They’re not interested. Keep it to yourself.
Never tell a girl stuff you used to do with your ex or compare her with your ex
Never tell a girl she’s ugly. Everybody is beautiful in their on way
Never tell a girl what she WANTS to hear let her know what she NEEDS to hear !!!
Never tell a girl you’re busy when she’s horney, I promise you’ll live to regret it ahahaha!!!”
Never tell a girl you hate Harry Potter because it’s for kids. She’ll probably kill you in your sleep.
Never tell a girl that she’s fat. Even if you’re joking. Never tell a girl anything about herself other than “you’re beautiful”
Never tell a girl u can have whatever u like you most likely will end up bankrupted
Never tell a girl your ‘honest’ opinion about her weight. (Unless you want to die early)
Never tell a girl she’s worthless cause a young man will come along who will make her life worth it.
Never tell a girl that shes fat/or too skinny. you never know how far she will go just to prove you wrong.
Never tell a girl is it that time of the month or are you always like that!?
Never tell a girl anything at all, 99% of things they will take the wrong way and world war 3 will commence

Shiv Sena and BJP coaltion won in Mumbai and 4 more municpal corporation

admin — Sat, 18 Feb 2012 07:35:43 +0000

Election in BMC and other municipal corporation has been declared. Shiv sena and BJP colaition has won on 5 out of 10 municipal corporation body. social group has been vocal in expressing their views on social websites. few of them are listed here.

Shiv Sena-BJP wins Mumbai. Does this mean Mumbaikars are communal?
Guess Shiv Sena-BJP feel their dream job is cleaning sewers & garbage; hence celebrating BMC electionsvictory so much!
Shiv Sena-BJP & Cong-NCP : There is no room for two frogs in one big pond that is Mumbai.
Shiv Sena-BJP : If you are married to a chicken obey the chicken. If you are married to a dog obey the dog.
Shiv Sena-BJP won though they did nothing to improve Mumbai’s infrastructure,only coz Cong is a party of scamsters and criminals.
After Shiv Sena-BJP wins Mumbai. It was expected that congress, particularly Digvivajy singh would announce: – Mumbaikars are communal
We show Index finger before voting, politicians show middle finger after winning.
Chota wannabe tiger roars in Pune. Raj Thackeray says his face is enough to get votes here. What next?
Not only the youth of Pune, even aunties, uncles, grandmas and grandpas are drawn towards Raj Thackeray‘s charisma
50 days ago when cong ncp did well in zila parishad n panchayat, they said Anna has failed.what wud cong be saying abt SS BJP win?
These elections are like Alien vs Predator. Whoever wins, we lose.
Lesson for Cong-NCP: cant win civic elections in Mumbai without building local leadership and cadres

Kingfisher Airlines Q3 losses rise to Rs. 444 crore

admin — Thu, 16 Feb 2012 11:59:23 +0000

Kingfisher airlines q3 loss rises to rs. 444 crore. Internet social websites has been flooded with jokes on this. few of them are listed here.

1. Where did Rs 444 cr go; 4 cr for kingfisher calendar; 40 cr for Deepika’s flat; 400 cr for the ego of acquiring Deccan; balls to banks”

2. kingfisher posted a loss of Rs 444 crores yesterday, and still its shares are up by 1.5%. I am confused

3. Dr. Manmohan Singh PM of India said ‘Kapil Sibal ji has found out that Kingfisher Airlines had erred in calculating the Q3 loss: It’s not Rs 444 crore but Zero loss’

4.once upon a time there was a king of good times!

5. Kingfisher Airlines Q3 loss rises to Rs. 444 cr. No wonder they sponsor this F1 team called 4s India.

6. This Kingfisher Airlines Q3 hashtag is brought to you by Indian Railways.

7. Kingfisher Airlines Q3 loss rises to Rs. 444 cr. Keeping Deepika as a GF was too expensive.

8. Kingfisher Airlines Q3 loss fallout: Deepika dumps Sid. Mallya after he asks her to pick dinner date tab

9. Kingfisher Airlines Q3 loss Rs 444 so Vijay Mallya to Siddharth: you look after KFA I will hanle all this United Spirit, IPL, Calendar & Deepika

10. Breaking news : Salman Khurshid claims that Deepika Padukone cried when she hear Kingfisher Airlines Q3 loss is Rs 444, Digvijay Raja denied such thing!