MP Sachin Tendulkar

Sachin tendulkar has god like stature in cricket, many bowlers lost their career courtesy sachin. Sachin just completed 23 years in international cricket and going strong. Sa chin sa chin.. is the voice we get in stadium and now he will be in Rajya sabha with stalwarts like Arun jaitly, Abhishek Manu snghvi, Lalu Prasad Yadav, ravi Shankar , Rajniti Prasad , Jaya Bacchhan etc.

So far it is not confirmed that sachin will accept this or not. Going by trend Sachin will not accept it as so far he has been focusing on cricket and remained apolitical. Today sachin and Anjali met Sonia Gandhi in Delhi at 10 janpath, it is known that Sonia Gandhi wanted to wish Sachin on 100th hundred in person.

It shall be great if Sachin be part of Indian democracy, even in past stalwarts in different fields has been nominated for Rajya sabha.

Viredner sehwag with gun, The Gangster

Viru is is new policy for you to get those fours and mesmerizing sixes ! well any you get them dont be barbarian with real gun.

However must say looking damn JAT in this avtar. Hey, Just like that, share it with MSD he will think ten times onwards before opening his mouth.

With this gun, it looks daredevils was name suggested by you and adopted for delhi team. So far reasonable beginning for Delhi daredevils in IPL wish you all the best  for rest of the matches. And you look truly yourself with pistol.

Detained in USA, Newyork Airport

Shah Rukh Khan was detained in USA at New york Airport. He has landed their in private Jet, accompanied with Nita Ambani, Wife of Mukesh Ambani. Shahrukh khan was Invited to give lecture in Yale University. Daughter of Nita and Mukesh Ambani studies in Yale university. While every one was allowed to go Shah Rukh khan was detained for good two hours. Tweeples community is out with candid view on this incident.

A few of interesting ones are Listed here.

1. Shah Rukh Khan was detained to ask for a refund of Ra.One tickets
2. One of the questions Shah Rukh Khan was asked at the New York Airport: Why was Ra.One made?

3. Shah Rukh Khan detained at the New York airport…why so ? Because US wanted to prove “Don ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi ‘aasaan’ hai ‘

4. Shahrukh Khan detained @ at New York airport. Why? They had seen RA-One & was ready to take revenge.. Now Sharukh need 2 watch Ra-1 100 times

5. Shahrukh Khan detained again in USA at Newyork airport ! Haven’t he already cleared it ‘My name is Khan, and I am not a terrorist’

6. Shah Rukh Khan was detained when they heard he produced and acted in Ra.one
7. The NY authority detained Buddha Shah Rukh khan for claims of romancing half aged Katrina & Anushka without any shame!
8. Shah Rukh Khan was questioned for 2 hours about the logic behind the new dress of KKR cheerleaders
9. The Best One by Shah Rukh Khan: Whenever I feel arrogant, I make a trip to US
10. Priyanka chopra found singing & requesting Yeale authorities for Shah Rukh Khan :koi pathar se naa mare mere diwane ko
11. Shah Rukh Khan was questioned for 2 hours about the logic behind not including Sourav Ganguly in his IPL team
12. Shah Rukh Khan detained at New York airport ’cause he was trying to perform Chaiyya Chiaiyya’s sequel on the aircraft this time.
13. Whatz the Plural of Shah Rukh Khan? Ans. ICICI Bank. Bcoz, SRK: Main Hoon Na. and ICICI Bank: Hum Hain Na.”
14. Shah Rukh Khan detained at US airport again ..So Karanjohar will now make a movie called My Name is Khan and I am Detained Again
15. US Airport Officials to Shah Rukh Khan : ” Yaara tujh mein terrorist dikhta hain kya karu”

Highlight of budget have been following.

• Interest income from banks tax-free up to Rs 10,000.

• Health insurance deduction up to Rs 5000 for preventive health checkup.

• Senior citizens to be exempt from advance tax payments

• Income from Rs 5 lakh to Rs 10 lakh – 20 per cent tax

• No change in corporate tax rate
• Income Tax at 30% for income of over Rs 10 lakh
• FY13 market borrowing at Rs 4.79 lakh cr

• Individual income tax exemption limit raised to Rs 2 lakh
• Income Tax at 10% for Rs 2-5 lakh

• Rs 1000 cr for National Skill Development Fund in FY13

• Rs 1000 cr for National Skill Development Fund in FY13

• Total expenditure outlay for FY13 at Rs 15 lakh crore.

• 40 crore Aadhar enrollment in year beginning April 2012

• Information on black money stashed abroad has started flowing in, prosecution to be executed in some cases

• Net tax receipts of the Centre in 2011-12 stands at Rs 7,71,071 crore

• DTC rates introduced on personal income tax

• Rs 200 crore for Research Rewards for agricultural researchers for breakthroughs.
• Fiscal deficit at 5.9% in FY 12
• Tables a white paper on black money issue
• Gross tax receipts at 10.77 lakh crore
• Non plan expenditure at Rs 9.7 lakh crore
• at 12.10 PM Stock market hit bottom, 0% up from yesterday. it means investor sees no option for him.

• Gross taxes estimated at 10.6% of GDP

• Pranab proposes to bring white paper on black money in the current Parliament session

• Pranab Mukherjee allots Rs 24,000 crore for rural road plan in FY13

• Rs 200 crore for Research Rewards for agricultural researchers for breakthroughs.

• 7 medical colleges to be upgraded to All India Institutes.

• Rs 15,850 crore to be allocated to Integrated Child Development Scheme in 2012-13 as against Rs 10,000 crore this fiscal.

• To introduce new law for micro finance institutions

• Defence outlay at Rs 1.95 lakh crore
• Allocated Rs 25,555 cr for Right to Education in FY13; cuts interest rates on loans to women self help groups
• Rs 193,407 crore provision made for defence services in 2012-13.

• Allocation for rural drinking water and sanitation scheme increased from Rs 11,000 crore in FY 12 to Rs 14,000 crore in 2012-13

• Maternal and child nutrition scheme to be launched in 200 districts ICDS to get 58 per cent

• Rs 20,000 crore to be spent on rural infrastructure development, including Rs 5,000 crore for creating warehousing facilities.

• Allocation of Rs.200 crore for research on climate change.

• Integrated Child Development Scheme to be strengthened and restructured with allocation of Rs.15,850 crore.

• FY13 National Social Assistance Scheme outlay at Rs 8447 crore

• 6,000 schools have been proposed to be set up in 12th Year Plan
• Rural development fund of 20000 crores
• Economy to grow at 7.6% in 2012-13: FM
• NRHM allocation hiked to 20820 crores

• Propose credit guarantee fund for education loans

• Rs 15,850 crore to be allocated to Integrated Child Development Scheme in 2012-13 as against Rs 10,000 crore this fiscal.

• Allocation for rural drinking water and sanitation scheme increased from Rs 11,000 crore in FY 12 to Rs 14,000 crore in 2012-13

• FY13 mid-day meal scheme outlay at Rs 11,937 cr

• Propose National Mission for Food Processing.

• FY13 midday meal scheme outlay at Rs 11937 crore.

• Infrastructure will require Rs 50 lakh crore in 12th Plan, half of this from the private sector.

• Completion of highway projects 44 percent higher than in previous fiscal.

• FY13 mid-day meal scheme outlay at Rs 11,937 cr

• External commercial borrowing of up to $1 billion permitted for airline sector.

• Govt doubles allocation for tax-free bonds to Rs 60,000 crore for financing infrastructure projects in 2012/13
• To allow qualified foreign investors in Indian corporate debt markets
• Propose National mission for food processing
• To allocate Rs 14232 cr to UID project, up 13% in FY 13
• Agri credit target for FY 13 seen at Rs 5.75 lakh crore, up 1 lakh crore
• Interest subvention for short term crop loan continues
• 10000 crores allocated to NABARD to fund RRBs
• Fuel supply constraints have hit power supplies nationally
• Will allow external commercial borrowing for power, housing road construction companies
• Plan outlay for agriculture raised by 18% to Rs 20208 crore in FY 13
• Rs 300 crore for intensified irrigation program
• Government to set up Rs 5,000 crore venture fund for MSME sector
• Rs 242 crore project with World Bank assistance to improve dairy production.
• Encourage small and medium artisans. Powerloom mega clusters to be set up.
• India to become self sufficient in manufacturing sector by next year. Enhanced production will take place.
• Government to set up Rs 5,000 crore venture fund for MSME sector
• Propose to allocate Rs 10,000 cr for NABARD to refinance RRBs.
• Irrigation, dams to be eligible for special funding
• Fuel supply constraints have hit power supplies nationally
• To make 8,800 km of highways in FY13; outlay raised
• Telecom towers made eligible for viability gap funding
• Oil and gas pipelines to be eligible for viable gap funding
• To allow qualified FII into domestic corporate bonds
• Rs 15890 crores for recapitalization of PSU banks
• 12th plan infra investment at Rs 50 lakh crore
• Changes in IPO norms to increase participation in small towns

• Sensex is showing optimistic mood at 11 PM, up 83 points
• Weak growth due to industrial slowdown
• Economy to grow at 7.6% in 2012/13
• To roll out computerized scheme for fertilizer subsidy transfer
• GST to be operational by August 2012
• Rs 30,000 cr divestment target in FY 13
• Efforts continue to arrive at consensus for 51% in retail FDI
• FY13 subsidy to be under 2% of GDP
• The Nandan Nilekani panel recommendation on direct transfer of subsidy accepted
• Subsidies have hit fiscal balance
• Government to include advance pricing in Finance Bill 2012

Annual plan outlay has been for Rs.60k crore and out of which 50k crore will be generated from market borrowings.

Fares for all has been increased, marginally for lower class and substantially for higher class.

Girls were also interested to see her fulfilling her promise. Shiv sena, BJP too took a note of this along with other saffron outfits. and then something happened which sacin was dreaming for last 22 years , India won world cup after 28 years ! India was world champion in ODI after agp of around 3 decades.

Celeberations were over and now Poonam pandey was most searched, every one want from bottom of their heart to see poonam keeping her promise. However she was ready to do it in front of cricket team only. Surprisingly when whole world wanted to grant her wish, Indian cricket team didn not ! this was not good on part of Indian team not allowing eager to strip model, Poonam pandey.

She done a few shows like ‘khatro ki khiladi’ with khiladi kumar Akshay Kumar. and started her website http://www.poonampandey.info and whole world got crazy, website faced such heavy rush that it was down for few days.

On her website, you may see some beautiful pictures of her. If you are lucky, you may chat with her too. we have borrowed few pics from her website. Enjoy. May be one day she come true to her words. and for you here is Topless picture of Poonam pandey.

1. Shiv Sena-BJP wins Mumbai. Does this mean Mumbaikars are communal?
2. Guess Shiv Sena-BJP feel their dream job is cleaning sewers & garbage; hence celebrating BMC electionsvictory so much!
3. Shiv Sena-BJP & Cong-NCP : There is no room for two frogs in one big pond that is Mumbai.
4. Shiv Sena-BJP : If you are married to a chicken obey the chicken. If you are married to a dog obey the dog.
5. Shiv Sena-BJP won though they did nothing to improve Mumbai’s infrastructure,only coz Cong is a party of scamsters and criminals.
6. After Shiv Sena-BJP wins Mumbai. It was expected that congress, particularly Digvivajy singh would announce: – Mumbaikars are communal
7. We show Index finger before voting, politicians show middle finger after winning.
8. Chota wannabe tiger roars in Pune. Raj Thackeray says his face is enough to get votes here. What next?
9. Not only the youth of Pune, even aunties, uncles, grandmas and grandpas are drawn towards Raj Thackeray‘s charisma
10. 50 days ago when cong ncp did well in zila parishad n panchayat, they said Anna has failed.what wud cong be saying abt SS BJP win?
11. These elections are like Alien vs Predator. Whoever wins, we lose.
12. Lesson for Cong-NCP: cant win civic elections in Mumbai without building local leadership and cadres

1. Where did Rs 444 cr go; 4 cr for kingfisher calendar; 40 cr for Deepika’s flat; 400 cr for the ego of acquiring Deccan; balls to banks”

2. kingfisher posted a loss of Rs 444 crores yesterday, and still its shares are up by 1.5%. I am confused

3. Dr. Manmohan Singh PM of India said ‘Kapil Sibal ji has found out that Kingfisher Airlines had erred in calculating the Q3 loss: It’s not Rs 444 crore but Zero loss’

4.once upon a time there was a king of good times!

5. Kingfisher Airlines Q3 loss rises to Rs. 444 cr. No wonder they sponsor this F1 team called 4s India.

6. This Kingfisher Airlines Q3 hashtag is brought to you by Indian Railways.

7. Kingfisher Airlines Q3 loss rises to Rs. 444 cr. Keeping Deepika as a GF was too expensive.

8. Kingfisher Airlines Q3 loss fallout: Deepika dumps Sid. Mallya after he asks her to pick dinner date tab

9. Kingfisher Airlines Q3 loss Rs 444 so Vijay Mallya to Siddharth: you look after KFA I will hanle all this United Spirit, IPL, Calendar  & Deepika

10. Breaking news : Salman Khurshid claims that Deepika Padukone cried when she hear Kingfisher Airlines Q3 loss is Rs 444, Digvijay Raja denied such thing!

All congress local managers like Beni Prasad Verma and national self declared well wisher Mr. Digvijay singh started firing against old young man Anna Hazare. then unfortunate or fortunate happened with Anna ji and he was hospitalized. Unfortunate for Rahul Gandhi and fortunate for Anna ji. yes you read it right and it is not vice-versa. why? ok I will explain it below.

UP was never a strong filed to play for congress, nor is this time. You need not to be expert to comment chances of Congress in UP.  So if UP was being address by Anna ji against congress, Congress was ready to lose and blame Anna factor. However Anna ji heath spoiled game plan.  and Rahul baba is again in battle field, working more than average congress worker ( or so called leaders). He will deliver some magic for sure, as you know in India hard work never go to waste.

MM Mayawati and Mulayam singh is all ready to eat, each other and any one comes in between. Now Rahul Gandhi is on litmus test. He will not like UP to become Bihar.

UP has been home town of major congress leaders or say m other father of congress. It be Jawahar lal nehru , Indra Gandhi or Rajiv gandhi and now Rahul Gandhi is searching his route in UP. Rahul Gandhi some time amazed that family always won in UP but party doesn’t? why?

Rahul has been well advised by his intelligent advisers that UP people support blindly their true leader so he must go to dalit houses wonder in street eat whatever he has not eaten in 40 years etc etc. Rahul did exactly that. Newspapers were filled up, opposition leaders has one agenda to condemn speeches of Rahul Gandhi.

Rahul do give masala to newspapers and  TV bites by saying ‘ UP wale  naukri ki Bheekh maangne Punjab and Mumbai jaate hain’. somehow he forgets at the same time that he is from UP too. and he has been out of UP for some job search ( well that job is Prime minister of India in Delhi) but still he is out of homeland.  Surprisingly his father, grandmother and father of gran mother who somehow happened to be from UP never went back or created environment to come back to UP? why?

Clash of Titans, it will be interesting to see how these titans with all dignity or say no-dignity fight with each other. poltical drama is on high level, Ajit singh who still survive on name of his father has joined arch-rival of Ch. charan singh that is congress. Anuradha chaudhary who one swron on Ajit singh like anything has joined SP (Samajwadi party). Rashid Masood who was actively distributing MLA tickets for SP joined congress in a sudden and becomes national executive committe member in no-time. Babu singh kushwaha torn apart by mayawati joined BJP and resigned too.

Interesting ! Interesting !

wait for more. it has just begun. UP has always been university of political drama and so far only per-admission activity has taken place, more is to come. keep tuned.